A column from the Washington Times.

That was one of Mom’s favorite lines in the whole episode!  I believe it’s from Episode Three, “Just The 16 Of Us.”

David delivering a very funny line on the show.

Vivid sentence there.

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Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The dancing motorcycle gang twisted a bushy Groucho Marx mustache every Tuesday at 7:00.

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Hmm… I need to figure out why your picture posts show up like that, Mark.

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Seth said:

Luke said:

Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

It was a speech-to-text SMS message transcribed and sent to me by his very own phone.

Well, that’s good that that’s not something that we transcribed. That’s very funny, though!

An incredible view during a St. Louis deposition!

Luke said:

Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

It was a speech-to-text SMS message transcribed and sent to me by his very own phone.

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The exact duplicate of the man cried after he wore a nose ring in the middle of the night.

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Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The half-baked man ate a couple dozen hot dogs while playing pool.

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Yeah, it didn’t quite get everything right.

This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Late last night, I made a double protein shake and brought it up here to put in our mini fridge. This morning, I realized that I had left it sitting on the table overnight. I don’t know how long milk can survive at room temperature, but I decided not to push it.

Cool photo, Jude! I’ll have to get picture-posting working through my new cell phone, too. I tried sending one today, but it never went through for some reason.

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The depressed pushy encyclopedia salesman was on Cloud Nine.

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Seth said: I’ve been busy updating the answers in my profile on this website lately. The one that’s currently there is probably about four years old, so I’m finding a lot of them to be inaccurate.

I’ll have to look through my profile, too. There’s probably some outdated info there.

I’ve been busy updating the answers in my profile on this website lately. The one that’s currently there is probably about four years old, so I’m finding a lot of them to be inaccurate.

Nathan doing some grilling.

Jude said:

Seth said:

How is it possible to take a picture of both hands while holding the camera to take the picture?

These were your words, Seifo.

Er… um… well, I guess it was, at best, very deceptive of me. My apologies.

FamTeam said: Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The treasonous double agent compromised national security when he generated random sentences angrily.

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Hey!! That makes almost perfect sense!