Oh man, prefabricated elephant is hilarious!

It really is a great day so far!  It kinda feels like it’s halfway between the two seasons, with the warmness of spring and the brownness of winter.

New this Wednesday:

• Photo Of The Day
• Dad’s Diary
• Dad’s Fireside Chats (Video)

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The pre-fabricated elephant opened fire while in a fistfight with the librarian.

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Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

Bowing gracefully, the man with a cleft in his chin shaved on Christmas Eve.

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Caleb, Peter, and David playing Scrabble around the kitchen table.

I’m at a rest stop on my way back from a deposition in Springfield. To while away the monotonous miles on this dark highway, I’ve been listening to movie soundtracks over the car speakers.

It’s amazing what music can do, how it can carry you into another realm. Not being a musician myself, I don’t quite understand how music works, but it fascinates me to consider that all of these melodies are just rearrangements of a few basic notes (seven, I think. I counted do, re, mi, fa, so, la, and ti, which I drink with jam and bread). How is it, I wonder, that so many different melodies with so many different “feelings” to them are all made by just re-shuffling a few different notes? It’s an amazing thought, and it made me thank God for the gift of music!

Anyway, I’d better get back on the highway. Nothing like a long drive to put you in an introspective mood!

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Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

A hot-tempered insurance agent was struck on the head while trying to impress a friend.

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This one would have been very hard to escape from. So many different layers. We probably walked through eight or 10 locked doors before we reached the exit.

While I was waiting for everybody to arrive, I was in a waiting room area, and I actually was right there when a prisoner got released to go home with his family. He sure was ecstatic!

Anytime I have a prison depo, it gets me thinking of possible escape plots.

Did the other inmates welcome you will open arms? I hope you didn’t join any gangs or anything..

Err… never mind that, Seth.

Taking care of what work?  Bustin’ out?

I spent most of the day inside this maximum-security prison, taking care of some work.

I’m now adjusting to life on the outside.

I will be hosting a fresh edition of the Dad’s Fireside Chats webcast Tuesday at 7:00 PM Central Time.

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The school day seems to be moving along smoothly.

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The muckety-muck made wine while throwing frisbees.

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New this Tuesday:

• Photo Of The Day
• Dad’s Diary
• FamTeam Footage

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

Alas, the ballerina made a bundle at the altar, between the bride and the groom.

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Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The uncertain boy skillfully took plenty of photos with great pomp.

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What’s even more amazing is that it’s still bright outside at 10:00 PM!

Just kidding, folks. That photo was snapped earlier, but due to cell phone weirdness, it hasn’t been posted until now.

Seth is hosing down some muddy shoes and boots.

Dad said:

Oatmeal cookies!

Those oatmeal cookies were very good, Wizzy! I think I actually prefer oatmeal to chocolate-chip cookies, under most circumstances.

No, I can assure you they are not the same size.