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Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 1:12 PM Central
Dad

A column from the Washington Times.

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:47 PM Central
Mark

That was one of Mom’s favorite lines in the whole episode!  I believe it’s from Episode Three, “Just The 16 Of Us.”

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:27 PM Central
Luke

Click

David delivering a very funny line on the show.

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:09 PM Central
John

Vivid sentence there.

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:00 PM Central
FamTeam

New today:

  • Photo Of The Day
  • Dad’s Diary
  • FamTeam Flashbacks
Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:00 PM Central
FamTeam

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The dancing motorcycle gang twisted a bushy Groucho Marx mustache every Tuesday at 7:00.

Click here for more on SmorgasWord, the FamTeam-original random sentence generator.
Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 11:25 AM Central
Luke

Hmm… I need to figure out why your picture posts show up like that, Mark.

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 11:24 AM Central
Mark

Click

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Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 11:14 AM Central
Luke

Seth said:

Luke said:
Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

It was a speech-to-text SMS message transcribed and sent to me by his very own phone.

Well, that’s good that that’s not something that we transcribed. That’s very funny, though!

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 10:09 AM Central
Mark

Click

An incredible view during a St. Louis deposition!

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 8:22 AM Central
Seth

Luke said:

Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

It was a speech-to-text SMS message transcribed and sent to me by his very own phone.

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 6:00 AM Central
FamTeam

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The exact duplicate of the man cried after he wore a nose ring in the middle of the night.

Click here for more on SmorgasWord, the FamTeam-original random sentence generator.
Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:01 AM Central
Luke

Seth said: This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Transcribed by whom?? No wonder we’re losing court-reporting clients.

Seriously, that is absolutely hilarious! I laughed out loud when I read that.

A high-tech burrito…

Friday, September 03, 2010 @ 12:00 AM Central
FamTeam

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The half-baked man ate a couple dozen hot dogs while playing pool.

Click here for more on SmorgasWord, the FamTeam-original random sentence generator.
Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 11:17 PM Central
Jacob

Yeah, it didn’t quite get everything right.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 10:56 PM Central
Seth

This is a transcribed voice message Jacob sent to me:

Yeah i got your message but i take on a #### you later call maine back panda anything else high tech burrito

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 8:37 PM Central
John

Late last night, I made a double protein shake and brought it up here to put in our mini fridge. This morning, I realized that I had left it sitting on the table overnight. I don’t know how long milk can survive at room temperature, but I decided not to push it.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 8:13 PM Central
Mark

Cool photo, Jude! I’ll have to get picture-posting working through my new cell phone, too. I tried sending one today, but it never went through for some reason.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 6:04 PM Central
Jude

Click

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 6:00 PM Central
FamTeam

Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The depressed pushy encyclopedia salesman was on Cloud Nine.

Click here for more on SmorgasWord, the FamTeam-original random sentence generator.
Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 5:41 PM Central
John

Seth said: I’ve been busy updating the answers in my profile on this website lately. The one that’s currently there is probably about four years old, so I’m finding a lot of them to be inaccurate.

I’ll have to look through my profile, too. There’s probably some outdated info there.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 3:08 PM Central
Seth

I’ve been busy updating the answers in my profile on this website lately. The one that’s currently there is probably about four years old, so I’m finding a lot of them to be inaccurate.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 12:31 PM Central
Luke

Click

Nathan doing some grilling.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 12:04 PM Central
Seth

Jude said:

Seth said: Click

How is it possible to take a picture of both hands while holding the camera to take the picture?

These were your words, Seifo.

Er… um… well, I guess it was, at best, very deceptive of me. My apologies.

Thursday, September 02, 2010 @ 12:04 PM Central
Seth

FamTeam said: Yet another random SmorgasWord Sentence:

The treasonous double agent compromised national security when he generated random sentences angrily.

Click here for more on SmorgasWord, the FamTeam-original random sentence generator.

Hey!! That makes almost perfect sense!

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